one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
Imagine getting married to your icon, but in the cremony your old icon gets up from their seat and yells that they love you and don’t want you to marry anybody else. Your current icon tells them, with the same expresion as they are now, that you are theirs and now your old icon can’t have you back.
Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class
Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.
Oklahoma is a strange state
You have no idea
Reading that was an experience
i found the pictures
OH MY GOD
what's this... feeling?
gay shmay fay gay gay
my heart won't stop...pounding?
but he's... he's a boy too
I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr
when people focus more on aph ukraine’s breasts than her actual personality and who she is as a character